- Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Only in America do drug stores make the sick walk all the way back to the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy lottery tickets at the front.
- Only in America do banks leave their vault doors open and chain their pens to the counters.
- Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk safely away in the garage.
- Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of 12.
- Only in America do we have drive-up ATMs with braille lettering.
The hot dog/bun thing has always killed me. You’d think someone would’ve caught on by now.
-Joi
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I nominate this for best post of the year!